Freespace LOL

We need cheese...








lots of cheese

FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 13, 2003 around 19:44

dough-tossing bullet time

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mama mia...

For the glory of Prussia!

Do you think those are pepperonis you're eating now?


hm.

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Freespace LOL

You think that's dough you're baking?

edit: son of a bitch


I know how to make a delicious buttery crust.










show me

Neo, I need you to deliver 10 pizzas to 716 W. Dayton street now! THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS WITH YOU!

Woah

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There is no breadstick

black olive is fighin anchovy

edit: boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk boom tisk

Freespace LOL

Tank, I need a training program for a pineapple and sausage, extra large.

For the glory of Prussia!

no, i don't believe it!


believe it or not, you're still going to deep fry, you cinni-stick!

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disposable assassin

"What happened?"
"I don't know... the oven just went dead."

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I go gay for Philip Seymour Hoffman

the matrix would have been better if it didn't suck

Freespace LOL

Whoa, deja vu.

Some guy just came in and ordered a pizza, then another guy that looked just like him came in and ordered the same thing.

Freespace LOL

Your pizza's too good.

You think my pizza being tastier, or having fresher ingredients, has anything to do with my ovens in this place?

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FirstBlud wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Your pizza's too good.

You think my pizza being tastier, or having fresher ingredients, has anything to do with my ovens in this place?

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Freespace LOL

When I put this thin crust with green peppers and olives in my mouth, the Matrix is telling me that it is cheesy and delicious.

Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this cheese, this crust, this sauce, this italian sausage, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive.

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Freespace LOL

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Atomo wrote this in a previous episode of "FYAD: THE SERIES":
Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this cheese, this crust, this sauce, this italian sausage, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive.

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KNOCK KNOCK, NEO

Its the pizza man.

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SIGN MY GUESTBOOK FAGS LOL


NO CRACK NO SMACK NO ANGEL DUST
CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT

disposable assassin

"I know what you're thinking... 'Why oh why didn't I order the cheese pizza?'"

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oh shit I should've take the red peperoni, now im sick

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lain wave is

Freespace LOL

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FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 19:26

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Freespace LOL

I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them the roaches in the stockroom.

this thread lols me

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RedHate

It's a single topping pizza combined with garlic squares, poppers, and a small cola. Everything the body needs.

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High Commander of the Lunix Brigade

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on fresh pizza to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony

- It's the question that drives us.
- Can I take your order?

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Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? A large pepperoni and sausage. Did you ever eat a large pepperoni and sausage?
Switch: No, but technically neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Becuase you have to wonder now, now how do machines really know what a large pepperoni and sausage tasted like. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think a large pepperoni and sausage tasted like actually tasted like ham and extra cheese or a garlic and broccoli. That makes you wonder about a lot of things...

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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

pls uz spoiler tags plz

Freespace LOL

Why do my eyes hurt?


You've never chopped onions before.

Being a large double anchovies is a lot like being in love. No one can tell you you are, you just know.

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Totally crescent fresh.

Follow the white takeout box Neo

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dans1120 is pretty damn cool
MXLPLX still respects me in the morning
TrickaRox will always hold a special place in my heart as a champion against furries
CornBeef will also always hold a special place in my heart with beautiful drawings

I SUPPORT THE REMOVAL OF GAY RIGHTS IN FYAD

I wish I hadn't swallowed the blue Pepperoni.

Smith: We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you a fresh slice. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you six dollars... and you give me the whole pie.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can make dough?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're the manager, you won't have to.

dans1120 fucked around with this message at May 10, 2003 around 23:31

I used to eat there.... really good garlic bread.

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one penny, two penny...

either you find yourself in front of the oven, on time every morning, or you find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

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one penny, two penny...

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect pizzeria?

where no quality suffered; where everyone would be happy with our service.

It was a disaster. No one would accept a perfect pizza resturant.

Entire pies were lost.

Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect pizzeria,

but I believe that as a species, human beings define their pizza through greasey cheese and flimsy crust.

So the perfect pizzeria was a dream that your primitive brains kept trying to...

wake up from.

which is why the Matrix was re-designed to this...

the peak of your pizza chains... little ceaser's.

Freespace LOL

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Smith: We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you a fresh slice. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you six dollars... and you give me the whole pie.

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FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 19:26

taste THIS!

You've annoyed the Noid.

I'd like to share a revelation I had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your recipes. I realized that you're not actually pizza makers. Every pizza maker on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with their surrounding delivery places but you do not. You move to an area and continually make great tasting pizzas until every slice is consumed. The only way you can survive is to deliver to another area. There is another restaurant on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? McDonalds. You pizza makers are spineless, greasy tools, a McDonalds of the pizza making franchise. You are one spicy meatball, and we are the fork.

Freespace LOL

Tell me, Mr. Anderson. What good is a whole pizza, if you are unable to eat?

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

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...You are one spicy meatball, and we are the fork.

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KillDash9 fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 01:23

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disposable assassin

Morpheus: But I can only show you the oven. You're the one that has to cook with it.

Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

Agent Smith: Your pizza box is empty.
Neo: So is yours.

Neo: This can't be a coincidence. The Oracle told me this would happen. She told me I would have to make a choice- Four Cheese or Meat Lovers

- No one has ever baked anything like this.
- That's why it's going to work.

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I'm going to enjoy eating your pie...Mr. Anderson

Freespace LOL

Dozer makes it. It's only good for two things. Degreasing ovens and making fat cells.

"no one ever makes their first hand-toss"

"but what if he does?"

There are two ways out of this building: one is the drive-thru window, the other is in their custody.

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k

i need pepperoni, lots of pepperoni

"We don't know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us who burnt the crust"

Freespace LOL

Mouse: So what did you think of her?

Neo: Of who?

Mouse: The girl in the red apron. I designed her.

"Deja vu. I remember making this exact order a few minutes ago."

I NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cypher: When you see a health inspector, you do what we do, run. You run your ass off.

Cypher: You know, I know that this sausage is grade D beef. I know when I put it in my mouth, the heavy seasoning is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, do you know what I've realized? Ignorance is bliss.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can toss the perfect crust?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

Inside the pizza store, the district managers make all the rules and hold all the keys for locking up. I won't lie to you Neo, every man or woman who has stood up to a district manager has been fired.

thanks to this thread my matrix reloaded viewing experience will be ruined...

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Bulbasaur, TACKLE ATTACK!

"I know deep-dish"

"Show me"

All our lives we have run this pizza place.
What if tommorow the deliveries could be over?
Isn't that worth topping for? Isn't that worth tossing for?

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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

I'm going to enjoy watching you bake a pizza pie Mr Anderson. lolo.ololol

I'm looking for Neo. You see, he gave me a pizza for free.

What if I asked you to stay out of this? No matter what, keep your hands out of the dough?

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Hawaiian pizza means more to me than it does to you. I believe if you're really serious about baking one, you are going to need my help. And since I am the district manager in this shop, if you don't like it, I believe you can go to McDonalds. Because you aren't going anywhere else. Tank? Fire up the oven.

Freespace LOL

E-Coli, it's the only weapon we have against shitty customers.

Freespace LOL

Would you please remove any foreign items? Semen, loose hair...












Holy shit. *vomit*

When this pizza parlor first opened, there was a man inside, who had the ability to change whatever toppings he wanted. To remake the pizza pie, the way he saw fit. It was he who made pizzas for the first of us- taught us the truth about making pizza.

You give me a thin-crust with sausage and cheese or we all die- right here, right now.

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Morpheus: She told you exactly what ingredients you needed, that's all. Neo, sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a certain level of difference between making the perfect pizza and eating the perfect pizza.

Freespace LOL

Tank: It's 100% homemade pizza baked fresh, right here in Zion.

Neo: Zion, it's a parlor?

Tank: The last human parlor?

Neo: Where is it?

Tank: Near the ovens, where it's still warm.

I want to order a different type of pizza, but I'm afraid of what will happen if I do.

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. customer? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your pizza being properly and evenly sliced into eight pieces. There you go sir. Goodbye, Mr. customer.

WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

posting to become a part of fyad history

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A slicer? Yes, a cutting machine designed for one thing- dividing up a pizza.

ninja turtles cameo

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Are those the orders?

Yeah.

You read the orders like that?

Yeah, you have to. There's way too much information. After a while you get used to it. All I see is Four cheese, meat-lovers, onions and peppers.

disposable assassin

Neo: Wow, that sounds like a really good deal, but I think I got a better one. How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my pizza?

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Agent Smith: Do you hear that, Mr. customer? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your pizza being properly and evenly sliced into eight pieces. There you go sir. Goodbye, Mr. customer.

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PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: Customers are getting restless. How long?

Morpheus: Five, maybe six minutes. Tank, charge up the pizza slicer.

Trinity: You can't use that until the pizzas are out.

Morpheus: I know, Trinity, don't worry. He's going to bake it.

LT.- I think we can handle one little delivery...I sent 2 pizza boys. They're bringing the money back now.

Smith- No LT., your delivery boys are already dead.

Good hand tossing. Improvisation, adaptation. But your weakness is not your technique.

What are you waiting for? You're fasting at baking than this. Don't think you are- know you are.

disposable assassin

Morpheus: This is a cooking program. Similar to the programmed
reality of baking pizza. It has the same basic ingredients...ingredients like
cheese. What you must learn is that these ingredients are no different
than the ingredients of a salad. Some of them can be
sauteed...others can be fried.

Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

Trinity: He told me I wasn't really looking for it. I was
looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo.
It's the question that brought you here. You know the question,
just as I did.
Neo: What is Deep Dish?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And
it will find you. If you want it to.

I think we can take just one little pizza.
Right now your men are probibly already full.

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Freespace LOL

FirstBlud decided to show you this image:

We have only bits and pieces, but we know that it was us who torched the Dominos.

Jake

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5.4 comedy cramps

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Freespace LOL

The franchise is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. You look around, what do you see? Commercials, advertisements, billboards, mascots. The very kind of recognition we're trying to achieve, but until we do, these things are still a part of that system, and that makes it our enemy.

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Trinity: District Manager, I'm not afraid anymore. The customer told me that I would probably get his order wrong, and that that order, the order that I took, prepared and baked would be the one perfect pizza. So you see, it can't be wrong. It can't be, because I made it. You hear me? I made it, and he returned it anyway.... Now eat up.

Always look at the bright side of life.

this thread is a post-modern masterpiece

PLEASE don't fuck with the jackass from now on!

Cypher: I'm tired, Trinity. I'm tired of this shift. I'm tired of baking. I'm tired of this shop, sweating over by the oven, eating the same goddamn fresh ingredients everyday. But most of all, I'm tired of the manager and all his bullshit. Surprise, ass-hole! I bet you never saw this coming, didja? God, I wish I could be there, when you eat that pizza I farted on. I wish I could walk in just when you take your first bite. So right then, you'd know you were eating my fart pizza.

hahahhahaha

eats trash for quarters

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Posting in the best thread ever.

WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

Mario.. you can't be dead... because the Manager told me.. that the person I ordered from would be here in 45 minutes or less...

You came in 30...

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Voted Best FYAD thread currently in existance.

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this is the best thread since the forums opened for business

NOTSKORN fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 16:36

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I'm loling too hard to contribute. This is glorious.

do the dude!

best thread...EVER.

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GO CANUCKS GO!

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Being the one is like tossing a fine pizza. No one can tell you how it'll rise in the oven. You just know it. Through and through, zesty mozeralla cheese to crispy crust.

With appropriate density and electrolyte fluid that is close to that of human body fluid.

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Thats my new wall paper

this thread made me lol

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this is the best thread since the forums opened for business

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This is the most awesomest thread in the history of awesomest threads.

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Hey guys...don't tell, but I AM ENTROPY++

skabadada doo wop bop da bop ba da bop

this thread is the best thing since things

i'd vote 5 but they changed it again and i don't want to vote 1 on accident

holy fucking shit cramps

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Fyad rulz

holy fucking shit. best fucking thread.

Tank! I need a Pizza fast!

There's a parlour at 4th and state! Hurry!

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This has given me a goal in life.

That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.

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Fyad rulz

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This has given me a goal in life.

That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.

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http://www.ds2.pg.gda.pl/~colan/screenplay.txt

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Fyad rulz

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That goal is to find a copy of the script of The Matrix and change it to a script of The Pizza Tricks. Completely.

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WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!!?

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i will start work tomorrow morning. I will not quit until I am done.

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NEO: I can't go back to Pizza Hut pizza, can I?
MORPHEUS: No. But if you could, would you really want to? I feel I owe you an apology. We have a rule. We never free a mind from their advertising once it's reached a certain age. It's dangerous, the mind has trouble letting go of stale, franchise pies. I've seen it before and I'm sorry. I did what I did because...I had to. When the Pizzeria was first built, there was a man hired inside who had the ability to change whatever toppings he wanted, to remake the pizza as he saw fit. It was he who freed the first of us with his clever advertising, taught us the truth: 'As long as Pizza Hut exists the human race will never be satisfied.' After he retired the newspapers prophesized his return and that his coming would hail the destruction of the Pizza Hut, end the war, bring freedom of choice to our people. That is why there are those of us who have spent our entire lives searching the
minor Italian villages looking for him. I did what I did because I believe that search is over.... Get some rest, you're going to need it.

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bomp for the bump crew

ik sticky

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THEY CUT THE SAUCE-LINE

Ninja of Bermuda

You tossed like they do. I've never seen anyone toss that fast.

Not fast enough. Can you bake that pie?

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BUSU GASU BAKUHATSU

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Neo: Morpheus did what he did because he believed I am something I'm not.

Trinity: What?

Neo: I'm not the one, Trinity. The Career Counselor hit me with that too.

Trinity: No. You have to be.

Neo: I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm just another delivery boy.

Oracle: Sorry, kid. You got the fresh toppings, but it looks like you're waiting for something.
Neo: What?
Oracle: A delicious buttery crust maybe, who knows? That's the way these things go.